(partie parlée) Italie: It's not about winning, it's about fun! Allemagne: What's that? Italie: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
Italie: F is for Friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me. N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
japon,amérique,angleterre,chine: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Allemagne: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors when you're-
Italie: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this, F is for Friends who do stuff to-
Allemagne: Never! That's completely idiotic!
Italie: Here, Let me help you... F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me, TRY IT!
Allemagne: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
choeur: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Allemagne: Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside... Should we stop?
Italie: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
Allemagne: Well I like it! Lets do it again!
Italie&Allemagne: F is for Frolic through all the flowers. U is for Ukelele. N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking. Here with my best buddy.